I promised to polish my english

What has Polish got to do with English?

something to do with the war. Polish pilots flying english planes.

Now I got to polish my english.

Ok craps.

Here are some good reasons why:

English Is So Hard To Learn

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• We polish the Polish furniture.
• The English man hired a Polish babe to Polish his English antiques.
  
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.

• A farm can produce produce.

• The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
• The refugees refuse to clear the refuse.
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• The soldier decided to desert in the desert.....
• because he is going for some desserts.
• The present is a good time to present the present.
• Valuing the present is better than any presents.
  
• At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

• The dove dove into the bushes.
• The daft dove dove
  
• I did not object to the object.
• The objection about the object was not objective, and objectionable.
  
• The insurance for the invalid was invalid.

• The bandage was wound around the wound.

• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• The reason for the row was because the last row had to row harder.
  
• They were too close to the door to close it.

• The buck does funny things when the does are present.

• They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

• After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

• I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.

• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• If you subject the subjects to a series of tests, the subjects would fail all the subjects.
  
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
• Could women could intimate men in imitation intimate wear??
  
• I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

GOt it from my new toy... clipmarks!! The blue ones are my attempt to update the sentences, equivalent to doing homework. I am not a good student, and therefore did not finish the homework.
Cyberspace just come out with more and more things to keep us occupied, and entertained. We should all have 4-day work week.