Friday, November 16, 2007

Don't mess with me, cos....

....I know I have the body of a weak, feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king.......

Damn I have the worst of both worlds. Weak and feeble like a woman. Always faint here faint there.. and heart of a king--? sure die young of heart attack... stomach? Die. All kings have protruding bellies, but not pregnant.


Tuesday, November 13, 2007

self defense

人善被人欺

My mum used to tell me all the time when I was little, because I was always being bullied. Unfortunately, even at this age, I still have not fully mastered the art of self-defense, or what they call "assertiveness". Even my assistant could jokingly threaten me by saying," ... if I am not happy, I will not do this for you...", as if it is not enough what I ask her to do always went to the bottom of list of things that need to be done. Well, someone else need to be sucked up, and prioritized.

That was her lucky day, so I spared her a joke..."Hmmm....by the way, who will do your performance appraisal? If I am not happy... well...." and gave her the most evil laugh....