I wish I have................

Isn't it cool?? It is a can opener.

Kenwood CO606 Chrome Can Opener 40W

• 40 Watts
• Soft-touch rubber handle grip for increased comfort
• Lid retaining magnet for safe disposal of lid
• Full feature table top can opener opens all shapes from small and standard domestic cans to large 1.2kg cans
• Automatic start/stop, hands free action means the blade starts cutting with a light push of the lever and stops when the lid is removed
• Removable blade allows for easy cleaning and ensures hygienic operation
• Non-slip feet keep the opener securely in position for extra stability and safety
• Cord storage prevents trailing flex on the work top
• Integral knife sharpener
• Built in bottle opener

Can you get any more lazy than that??